I live by the Jersey Shore. Yeah, yeah, yup.
January 10, 2012
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Date Night
3 notes- Phil: Then they start waving the guns around and they’re talking about a flash drive- honey, why are you grabbing my knee?
- Clarie: Because I just remembered that we are supposed to meet our friends, who are a "gay couple". The ones we met while "night boating".
- Phil: (sees the two cops) Oh my GOD! The Bald and the Crazy, gay couple, date, shit my pants. We forgot our gay couple, dinner. Oh god.
3 notes 12:11AM
