January 2011
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thevaudevillescene: You know what show I miss? As Told By Ginger. That was great. Remember when her mom wouldn’t let Ginger shave her legs? Or when there was a blizzard and Ginger and her friends were stuck inside Ginger’s house and they thought they’d have to eat each other to survive? But they ripped off of Clarissa Explains It All by having Darren always climbing in Ginger’s bedroom window...
Jan 31st
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fuckbitchesgetdani: Zuckerberg Eisenberg Samberg Iceberg Dinkleberg
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Date Night
Phil: What'd you learn in school today?
Kids: Nothing.
Phil: Oh, fantastic, won't have to pay for college.
Jan 30th
Egypt says good-bye to Internet →
Bye Egypt.
Jan 28th
Arizona fugitive planned suicide by bear →
FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — A convicted killer who escaped from an Arizona prison said after his capture that he had planned to overdose on heroin at Yellowstone National Park and let bears eat him to end the fear and panic he was experiencing while on the lam. I have to admit, that’s a pretty cool suicide attempt.
Jan 28th
This is going to be me tomorrow. Technically,...
Jan 26th
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Mom: I had a bad dream that you turned into a small elephant and I was sick with worry bc you were getting small and pale. I kept asking you if you were ok but since you were new at being an elephant you didn’t know. But you were really small not a full elephant :)
Omg, I thought Mae sent that to you and I was lol-ing all over the place.
The only bad dreams Mae gets is segregation dreams.
Jan 24th
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Jan 21st
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“And thank you to God for making me an atheist.”
– Ricky Gervais. (via thedailywhat)
Jan 17th
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Jan 12th
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From that start point and stop to 6:03
Jan 12th
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Actually, I think would donate $100 for the Facade deluxe edition. I don’t think ANYBODY on this planet has a limited-edition autographed copy of Facade or a Facade T-shirt, hat, mousepad, soundtrack, and a fucking mini poster. I could be the first person to buy it.
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Damn you, Handy Manny hammer! →
lololol
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I told you we should've taken the helicopter:... →
thevaudevillescene: Sometimes when I see ANYTHING from any other decade, I feel like I’m losing my mind. All I can think is, “I have no memory of these things from when they were new, but someone DOES, but now they’re older or maybe they’re dead.” I think I’m afraid of time or something. Seeing things change is scary… 50 years is too far. What does she think you are? A time-traveler?...
Jan 7th
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Apple accidentally the iPhone (Again) →
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Jan 5th
My sister told me Mo Rocca is gay and I didn't...
thevaudevillescene: Reports are conflicting, but I did find out he was a writer for Wishbone and Pepper Ann. Frankly, this knowledge is more important to me. Pepper Ann. Frankly, PEPPER ANN. FRANKLY, ANN.FRANKLY ANNE FRANK
Jan 3rd
I told you we should've taken the helicopter: “But... →
spotlitstranger: oceanrum: thevaudevillescene: oceanrum: thevaudevillescene: “But you’re right, and if Firebenders found this temple, that means they found the other ones, too. I really am the last Airbender.” This show was one of the greatest things to ever grace my television. For a cartoon on Nickelodeon, it deals with some really mature themes. Aang is twelve years… SHUT THE FUCK...
Jan 3rd
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I told you we should've taken the helicopter: “But... →
thevaudevillescene: oceanrum: thevaudevillescene: “But you’re right, and if Firebenders found this temple, that means they found the other ones, too. I really am the last Airbender.” This show was one of the greatest things to ever grace my television. For a cartoon on Nickelodeon, it deals with some really mature themes. Aang is twelve years… SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AVATAR ALREADY  I’LL...
Jan 3rd
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I told you we should've taken the helicopter: “But... →
thevaudevillescene: “But you’re right, and if Firebenders found this temple, that means they found the other ones, too. I really am the last Airbender.” This show was one of the greatest things to ever grace my television. For a cartoon on Nickelodeon, it deals with some really mature themes. Aang is twelve years… SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AVATAR ALREADY
Jan 3rd
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