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January 29, 2012

  • The Forgotten Man
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    The Forgotten Man

  • When gay porn pops up on your dashboard in public

    justaholyyfool:

    (via tentaclesandthings)

    1,344 notes 12:07AM

January 24, 2012

  • My god.
    2 notes

    My god.

January 22, 2012

  • llbwwb:

Proud Mommy by john hayes
    548 notes

    llbwwb:

    Proud Mommy by john hayes

January 20, 2012

  • What the fuck.
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    What the fuck.

    (Source: poobuttface, via promo4homo)

  • Child pornography charge in Eagleswood Township fire's aftermath based on one 1970s magazine

    thevaudevillescene:

    The initial articles that came out yesterday made it sound like firefighters cut into the ceiling and pictures of naked children rained down on them. This was built up to be something a lot bigger than what it seems to be now.

    And frigging Dave Fox, man. That guy is everywhere. It’s like he thinks he’s the spokesman for the entire street.

    I don’t think the professor needs this shit. It’s quite possible that the magazine (that’s from the 70’s for crying out loud, that’s probably what women looked liked in those days) and pictures are not his and that it’s the construction workers stuff they left intentionally/unintentionally. 

    4 notes 2:37AM
  • NEW MEGAUPLOAD URL -> MEGAVIDEO.BZ

    hoshiko2:

    dailyloreena:

    STOP. JUST STOP.

    You guys are going to get in trouble for going here. It’s a fucking trick.

    Read this

    19,681 notes 1:06AM

January 19, 2012

  • Anon goes nuclear; everybody loses?

    “The attacks were spawned by a large-scale indictment and the arrest of four people associated with a hosting and storage site called Megaupload, all accused of online piracy.

    In a collective rage, Anonymous lashed out with the force of a cyber-nuke.”

    http://www.akamai.com/html/technology/dataviz1.html

    “Akamai monitors global Internet conditions around the clock. With this real-time data we identify the global regions with the greatest attack traffic, cities with slowest Web connections (latency), and geographic areas with the most Web traffic (traffic density).”


    3 notes 11:56PM
  • New/Additional scenes from Collector’s Extended Cut
Scene 121 ALT 1
“Sturmbeest Hunt”
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    New/Additional scenes from Collector’s Extended Cut

    Scene 121 ALT 1

    “Sturmbeest Hunt”

January 10, 2012

  • Date Night

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    • Claire: Thank god for Holbrooke, right?
    • Phil: Yeah. Thank god….No actually, screw, Holbrooke.
    • Claire: Excuse me?
    • Phil: Screw Holbrooke. What was that, who are you? Upstairs, who was that person? Giggly, flirty, charming person, who was that?
    • Claire: What are you talking about?
    • Phil: What am I talking about? When you took one look at him you lit up like a sparkly-sparkle.
    3 notes 12:24AM
  • Date Night

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    • Phil: Then they start waving the guns around and they’re talking about a flash drive- honey, why are you grabbing my knee?
    • Clarie: Because I just remembered that we are supposed to meet our friends, who are a "gay couple". The ones we met while "night boating".
    • Phil: (sees the two cops) Oh my GOD! The Bald and the Crazy, gay couple, date, shit my pants. We forgot our gay couple, dinner. Oh god.
    2 notes 12:11AM

January 8, 2012

  • nikolawashere:

    Xena playing with a mouse :’3

    (It ran away)

    903 notes 4:33PM

January 6, 2012

  • blindcaius:

    fat-birds:

    Baby Hummingbird in My Hand

    He got lost, but his mommy came back!

    baby

    (via pr0fessah)

    9,822 notes 9:19PM

December 18, 2011

  • 
“Investigators found an extremely cold and bloody crime scene. The living room carpet was so drenched with blood that it pooled on the wood planks underneath; the oozing blood formed crimson colored icicles where it leaked through the cabin floorboards.”
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    “Investigators found an extremely cold and bloody crime scene. The living room carpet was so drenched with blood that it pooled on the wood planks underneath; the oozing blood formed crimson colored icicles where it leaked through the cabin floorboards.”

    (Source: mightycocainebears, via bigfathullabaloo)

December 17, 2011

  • Dec 17
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